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IDK, MY BFF J.D?

Wed Oct 7, 2009, 7:17 PM
  • Mood: Cheerful
  • Listening to: Little Mermaid Broadway version (shit sucks!)
  • Reading: The Mermaid Chair
  • Watching: the muted news cast
  • Playing: pokemon platinum
  • Drinking: coca cola
Sooooo, :iconjust-delilah: and I were texting REALLY FUCKIN' LATE one night when we got on the subject, somehow, of the greatest threats in our state. (Mine, of course, being the alligator and her's being the bear.) THE FOLLOWING TOOK PLACE!!

~just-delilah: OMFG NEW PEPPER SPRAY WORKS!!
Brel: DID YOU SHOOT IT INTO YOUR EYES DUMBASS??!!
~just-delilah: Got pepper spray. Sprayed completely away from me and it still permeated the whole room and got me!
Brel: Haw haw! Well at least now you know. It’s actually illegal to carry it around down here anymore.
~just-delilah: Not illegal here cause all the bears. But I feel bad for you guys already. Holy God…
Brel: ….Yes. The bears. Because when you spray their faces they aren’t gonna bat at you and tear your head off. They’ll just fall over dead.
~just-delilah: Shut up Florida person! It would at least give you three more second of precious life to reminisce before you are BRUTALLY EATEN. That’s important to some people.
Brel: *LOLS down the stairs* For your information we Florida people know how to outrun our local threat. *<* The gator…
~just-delilah: You can LOL places? Fascinating. Also… only cause gators aren’t BEARS, which are way more badass!
Brel: (Yes you can… in Brel World) Maybe. But bears don’t make good purses!
~just-delilah: I don’t know what you’re talking about. Bears make awesome purses. Not only will it eat the bills you put in it but it roars at people who try to steal it. Like I said woman; Bad. Ass.
Brel: …………….Well we have hurricanes and Spanish people and cocaine! SO NAH!
~just-delilah: We have… Eff. You won with cocaine.
Brel: … *LOLS back up the stairs*
~just-delilah: Yeah that’s right. You stay up there… with your cocaine.

*THEN! LATER*

~just-delilah: HURRAY! Mucho good luck! Keep me up to date with the man stuff so I can tease joo!
Brel: Right back at cha! *flies out your window with a Magikarp strapped to each foot* I-I don’t know…
~just-delilah: OMFG. I burst out laughing. That’s like… the best image… in the history of images. Like, even better than thoughts of Matt Damon nekked


And that's how it went down!







I'm not even kidding.

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  • Current Residence: in a tree as high as the moon
  • Interests: music, video games, reading, disney movies, home-made chocolate milk, screaming, old cartoons
  • Favourite movie: Sweeney Todd, Underdog, HBOND, Thunderbirds, Hellboy II, Monsters vs Aliens, PotO
  • Favourite band or musician: Epica, After Forever, Within Tempation, Evanescence, Krypteria, Barlow Girl, TSO,
  • Favourite genre of music: symphonic metal
  • Favourite photographer: EMMERZ
  • MP3 player of choice: ipod
  • Favourite game: Jak and Daxter
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2, bitch. XBOX can go to hell
  • Favourite cartoon character: Jake Clawson, Ace McCloud, Underdog, Jak, Martain Manhunter, Vegeta, Dib, Frollo
  • Personal Quote: RAINBOW FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN!

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:iconjust-delilah:
Wifey.
Visit this if you have not already. There are JakDax comiiiiccssss.

[link]

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OMIGODRHINOS D:
:iconbrel:
Yeah, she used to do a lot MORE Jak and Daxter stuff! I see her often times on Livejournal, BUT THANKS FOR THE LINK!!! :heart: :heart: :glomp:

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You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault!!
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98% of teenagers have tried drugs or alcohol. Paste this into your signature if you like toast.
:iconjust-delilah:
Welcommmmsh. :heart:

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OMIGODRHINOS D:
:iconjust-delilah:
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR WEBCAM. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGGLMOGMOGMG.

I can't believe I've never seen it before.
OH MY GOD.

Seriously. I can't. Stop. Laughing. XXXDDDDD;;

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OMIGODRHINOS D:
:iconbrel:
Breathing is going to become a problem very soon, so I suggest you close your eyes or SOMETHING!

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You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault!!
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98% of teenagers have tried drugs or alcohol. Paste this into your signature if you like toast.
:iconjust-delilah:
Ohhhh crap.

I just went to class and stuff and forgot about it.

Next bout of laughter commennnnncee....
NOW.
DX

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OMIGODRHINOS D:
:icontwisted-goat:
YOUR WEBCAM! :iconepic-winplz:

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"Be bold
But not too bold
Or your life's blood
Shall run cold."
:iconbrel:
:D :D :D WHY THANK YOU!!!

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You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault!!
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98% of teenagers have tried drugs or alcohol. Paste this into your signature if you like toast.
:icontwisted-goat:
NO PROBLEMO,OL' BEAN :iconohseriousplz:

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"Be bold
But not too bold
Or your life's blood
Shall run cold."
:icontardcatsplz:
Hey! Thanks for the :+devwatch: =P Can't wait to get some pics from you :D

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